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Mathieu Boumal

‘Wasted Life’, Says 77-Year-Old Rabbi Who Just Learned Celibacy Not Required

Having just learned that he didn’t have to be celibate to do his job, 77-year-old Rabbi Moshe Sprecher has been looking back on his life…

1 min readJan 14, 2022

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‘Wasted Life’, Says 77-Year-Old Rabbi Who Just Learned Celibacy Not Required

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Mathieu Boumal

Afghan Child Killed In Bombing Immortalized In $1 Stock Photo

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — An eight-year-old child that was killed during a terrorist attack by the Taliban last year was lucky enough to have a…

1 min readJan 14, 2022

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Afghan Child Killed In Bombing Immortalized In $1 Stock Photo

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Mathieu Boumal

Woman Browsing for Wine She Could Pour Down Sink in Case She Quits Again

Browsing for wine at the liquor store, Eleanor Ames was specifically looking for a bottle she would be comfortable pouring down the sink in…

1 min readMay 26, 2021

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Woman Browsing for Wine She Could Pour Down Sink in Case She Quits Again

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Mathieu Boumal

Man Explaining Dünning-Krüger Effect Suffering From Dünning-Krüger Effect

As he explained the Dünning-Krüger, a cognitive bias stating that people with low ability tend to overestimate their ability, Frankie…

1 min readMay 25, 2021

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Man Explaining Dünning-Krüger Effect Suffering From Dünning-Krüger Effect

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Mathieu Boumal

Man Misses Good Old Days When You Could Speak Freely And Operate On Patients Without Anesthesia

Wishing he could go back in time to a simpler time, Bernie Lofoten described the forgotten perks of being allowed to speak your mind…

1 min readMay 24, 2021

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Man Misses Good Old Days When You Could Speak Freely And Operate On Patients Without Anesthesia

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Mathieu Boumal

Disabled Kid’s TED Talk Only Inspiring Because She Can’t Walk

SAN FRANCISCO, California — Giving a speech on willpower at a TEDx conference, 13-year-old paraplegic Hannah Godin only managed to inspire…

2 min readMay 23, 2021

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Disabled Kid’s TED Talk Only Inspiring Because She Can’t Walk

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Mathieu Boumal

Woman Taking More Pleasure Applying Lip Balm Than Making Out With Boyfriend

Discovering the pleasures of spreading it all around her lips and enjoying its beautiful smell, Elizabeth Tottenham has been taking more…

1 min readMay 22, 2021

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Woman Taking More Pleasure Applying Lip Balm Than Making Out With Boyfriend

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Mathieu Boumal

Rabbi, Priest, Imam Come Together For Fight To The Death

JERUSALEM — Highly respected representatives of the three main Abrahamic religions decided to set aside their differences and come…

1 min readMay 21, 2021

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Rabbi, Priest, Imam Come Together For Fight To The Death

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Mathieu Boumal

Abusive Girlfriend Overjoyed To Finally Find Legitimate Reason To Yell At Boyfriend

Having been used to yelling at him for absolutely no reason whatsoever, abusive girlfriend Charlotte Keller was thrilled to finally have a…

1 min readMay 20, 2021

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Abusive Girlfriend Overjoyed To Finally Find Legitimate Reason To Yell At Boyfriend

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Mathieu Boumal

Man Worried PC Culture Making People Overreact About Dead Kids

Increasingly aware of the dangers of political correctness, Caleb Holiday is worried it might be making people overreact about things such…

1 min readMay 19, 2021

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Man Worried PC Culture Making People Overreact About Dead Kids

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Mathieu Boumal

Mathieu Boumal

I’m a comedian and writer originally from Belgium. I write for The Daily Mash, Le Gorafi, and other things. Wanna hire me? Sweet. HTTP://boumal.substack.com

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