Woman Develops Fear Of Death After Seeing Poor Embalming Job On Grandmother

Mathieu Boumal
1 min readMay 15, 2021

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Having previously stated that she was prepared to die at any time, Liz Mohr suddenly developed a crippling fear of death after observing the devastating embalming work that was done on her grandmother.

“I used to think that death was no big deal and that it doesn’t matter what happens to your body, but my grandmother got an open casket funeral and she looked like shit, so that really put things into perspective”, said Mohr, who now suffers from insomnia since noticing her dead grandmother wearing a push-up bra.

“Her dress didn’t fit and made her look like a slut, and it’s pretty obvious the embalmer had no make-up experience and just followed a random YouTube tutorial. Trust me, if you say you’re not afraid to die, it’s because you haven’t seen a loved one’s car crash face wounds covered up with glittery purple eyeshadow.”

Shortly after our interview, Mohr had her fear of death intensified when she nearly drowned and saw her life’s worst outfits flash before her eyes.

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Mathieu Boumal
Mathieu Boumal

Written by Mathieu Boumal

I’m a comedian and writer originally from Belgium. I write for The Daily Mash, Le Gorafi, and other things. Wanna hire me? Sweet. HTTP://boumal.substack.com

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