Sad Couple’s Morning Cup Of Joe Described As Coffee Date
May 8, 2021
Drinking espressos in depressing silence as they had nothing to say to each other, Jennifer and Eric Ibanez described their moment together as a “coffee date”.
“We thought it would be nice to get together and focus on spending quality time with each other, just me and her”, said Mr. Ibanez, who hasn’t had an interesting conversation with his wife in six months.
“I love it when he takes me on romantic dates in our messy kitchen ten minutes before heading to work”, said Mrs. Ibanez, who was thinking of her colleague when she last had sex with her husband last year.
After their special moment together, Mr. and Mrs. Ibanez are both thinking of spicing things up by discussing divorce.
