Parents Under False Impression Child Is Devastated By Divorce
Currently in the middle of a divorce, Jason and Emily Robson have expressed their deep sadness over their son being about to grow up in a broken home, despite him being absolutely fine with it.
“We’re just worried about the negative impacts this might have on his psychological wellbeing”, said Mrs. Robson about her 7-year-old son Jimmy, who could not be happier about “finally getting a fucking break” from his parents’ constant arguing and angry comments such as “I know you’ve been fucking that slut” and “I’d rather cut off my balls and eat them than continue living with you for one more minute.”
“Not having your parents in the same household, that kind of stuff will traumatize a child,” said Mr. Robson, ignoring that Jimmy was advised to see a child psychologist by his school counselor due to the extremely toxic family environment.
Little Jimmy reiterated that couldn’t be more thrilled about the decision, and that he was fine becoming emotionally unstable as an adult as long as it meant “not having to hear those pathetic fuckups talking to each other again.”