Papaya Tree Personally Invaded By Long-Haired Guy Hugging It
After sitting quietly for decades without anyone bothering it, a papaya tree has felt its personal space invaded as it got embraced by a long-haired tree-hugger named Dylan.
“I mean, what the hell did that hippie think he was doing? He just came up to me like a maniac and put his arms around me without even asking”, said the outraged carica papaya about its disturbing encounter with Dylan, who apparently made it obvious that he hadn’t showered in a week.
“There’s a growing trend among young people that consists of just hugging random trees they think are pretty without even thinking about whether it’s appropriate, and it’s really worrying me and my fellow exotic plants.”
Sources reported that after invading the papaya tree’s personal space, Dylan went home and tortured a bonsai with delicate precision.
