Naughty Neanderthal Loves Getting Publicly Exposed in Museum, Doesn’t it?
NEW YORK CITY — Observed by dozens of people at once, the naughty Neanderthal at the American Museum of Natural History loves the humiliating feeling of being publicly exposed with inappropriate clothing, doesn’t it?
It has been reported that he doesn’t want to admit it because he would rather pretend he’s reluctant — as it is all part of his depraved kink — but this dirty Neanderthal had been fantasizing about it for hundreds of thousands of years. Isn’t that right, you deviant?
Unable to move and standing below a spotlight to bring people’s attention to him and his twisted desires, the filthy and submissive archaic human felt thrilled that an institution as respected as the American Museum of Natural History agreed to fulfill his disturbing and most deep-seated sexual wishes. Because that’s all this pervert has ever longed for, isn’t that right?
Sources reported that the pathetic hominid, who dares to call himself a human relative, is now considering going a step further by asking for a donation box to be set up next to him.
