Mother Would Hate Child If Not For Shared DNA
Expressing unconditional love for her drooling two-year-old who just soiled himself, reports indicate that Brianna Foster would hate everything about her child if not for the fact that she gave birth to him.
“Look at how cute he is when he has vomit all over his face, he’s so adorable”, said the 33-year-old mother about her toddler who would normally provoke utter disgust in her, just like she’s always felt about every toddler she has encountered throughout her life.
“I love how beautiful his voice actually sounds when you really pay attention to his screaming”, added Foster, whose love for her child can only possibly be explained by the fact that they share half of their DNA, and in no way represents the two-year-old’s actual value as a human being.
Sources reported that as she was walking through a park with her son, Foster noticed a three-year-old and remarked that he was “ugly and gross” and “represents everything that’s wrong with the human race.”
