“I’m Home”, Says Mom Unusually Loudly In Case Son Masturbating
Returning early from work and intending to make her presence noticed in case her son was masturbating, Lucy Rutherford signaled her presence in an unusually loud voice.
“Hey, I’m home! Just letting you know! I will now walk past your room because I have come back from work and I am now present inside the house!”, yelled Rutherford as she intentionally dropped her dead mother’s precious vase on the floor, sacrificing it to avoid causing severe discomfort to her son, or indeed to herself, in the event that she would hear him masturbating.
“As soon as I heard her, I instinctively pulled up my pants, destroyed my laptop with a hammer, and started online-shopping for a chastity cage so I never get this stressed out ever again”, confessed her son Austin after putting himself in harm’s way by not anticipating his mother’s early return.
As he went out for a walk to calm down from the avoided catastrophe, Rutherford’s son had absolutely no idea that his mom had returned early in order to go to town with her newly-bought vibrator.
