Horrified Pigeon Catches Glimpse Of Ancestor’s Corpse
MANCHESTER, UNITED KINGDOM — Accidentally finding himself in the Dinosaur Gallery of the Natural History Museum, a pigeon was horrified to see one of his ancestors’ remains exposed to the public for pure entertainment.
“Tourists were just snapping pictures of him and making funny poses pretending he was eating them, I mean in what world is this okay?”, said the devastated pigeon about what he deems to be the most morally abhorrent thing he has ever witnessed in humans.
“How are children even allowed in here? This is a goddamn corpse, it’s so disgustingly morbid I want to throw up my bread crumbs. I even heard that the people who dug him up got paid and were featured in the newspaper, how twisted is that?”
Sources reported that after flying out of the dinosaur gallery in horror, the pigeon got lost in the museum for hours and lost all faith in humanity when he observed that humans had even exposed the remains of their own relatives.
