Anti-AI Activist Would Still Fuck Sex Robot

Mathieu Boumal
1 min readMay 1, 2021

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Despite being a strong opponent of artificial intelligence, research scientist Arnold Penna admitted that if the opportunity came, he would absolutely take a trip to pound town with a sex robot.

“People call me a hypocrite, but can’t you be morally opposed to something while still accepting that it’s a part of our lives? I don’t think I would be contributing to the rise of artificial intelligence just by exploring my kinky side with a sex robot here and there”, said Penna, who nonetheless believes AI will completely undermine human relationships forever.

“Sure, I’m convinced that AI will lead to the annihilation of human civilization, but I mean, if it’s there, might as well enjoy it, right?”, said Penna, adding that he really needed to get laid and that if anybody had a sex robot lying around, he would actually pay big money for it.

Sources close to Penna reported that after making his controversial comments, he eventually decided to go against his values and build his very own sex robot.

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Mathieu Boumal
Mathieu Boumal

Written by Mathieu Boumal

I’m a comedian and writer originally from Belgium. I write for The Daily Mash, Le Gorafi, and other things. Wanna hire me? Sweet. HTTP://boumal.substack.com

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