Allegedly “Great Guy” Actually Has Pretty Average Moral Compass
Touted by everyone as “just an all-around great guy”, it has been reported that Matthias Pizarro is in fact fairly average when it comes to his sense of good and evil.
“A great guy? I don’t know, he seems all right I guess”, said a colleague of his, who believes Pizarro still has to prove the claim that he is indeed a remarkable man.
In fact, the man in question himself is skeptical of the claim. “I’m glad people think of me that way, but I’m not sure that I agree. Do I try to be a decent dude? Sure. Am I absolutely certain that I would not murder someone in cold blood? Nope”, said Pizarro about his relationship with morality.
“I’m not sure where this whole ‘great guy’ status came from, but it might have started when I bought beers for a bunch of new friends. I don’t think people are aware that last week, I ran over a cat and didn’t tell anyone.”
Sources reported that Pizarro was willing to benefit from his great guy status to make friends, but not to take advantage of women.
